Undergoing Surgery Next Week

Next week I will be undergoing surgery.  They’ll be cutting me open on my left and right side and belly button to remove a part of my colon which has been damaged for some time.  Probably for the last 15 years.  I figure it happened when I was a truck driver, being bounced around inside the cab, going over rough loads under a heavy load.

Pretty sure I do not have cancer.  They’ll know for certain afterwards.  I’ll be out of work for two weeks drugged up on pain killers.  I imagine I’ll be making some interesting posts during that time.  So right now I declare that I am not responsible for anything I post between the 9th and the 23rd of March.

I figure I’ll be in better health afterwards.  I told my wife that I’ll have rock hard abs again, she doesn’t believe it.  I’ll have to prove her wrong, that’s my job.  I figure my high blood pressure problem will go away and a few other problems. I’ve gone two weeks without my blood pressure medicine before my blood pressure went up again.  So I figure after I’m all healed up, I’ll go completely off all my medication and see what happens and I think I’ll be alright and live to be at least 90 years old.

So I think I’ll have fair winds and following seas, but wish well for me this full moon anyways if you will and I will do the same for all of you.



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